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It’s a given I’m not the kind of eligible bachelor, traditionally occupied by watching junk tv without a date instead of living it up with friends. It’s unlikely readers probably never seen me post about great dating and relationships. That’s just me for ya.

Boredom is an unfortunate human characteristic and intentionally missing from my behavioral makeup. However, I’ll level with you, I was forced to end a worthwhile cohabitation and I felt a great deal for but just would never last. So somone would go on record saying its been a while since I dated. I don’t have the optimism of dating thru great expectations I held years ago.

Living free and single isn’t bad. This much is certain, I won’t spend another weekend peacefully binging on Lost episodes off the torrents. The primary reason for this case of weekend dating apathy? We’re not in high school, and most ladies I meet at work are taken.

My take-no-holds football buddy, Jim, who has never had dating loneliness, informed me he’s almost in the same boat. He introduced me to this Dallas dating service called Great Expectations. Of course, I take to meeting new gals who meet my values. Surprise, I got real about my dating life and became a member.

Be honest, there ain’t room to be disappointed due to being alone if ya haven’t called anyone. Like our senior year basketball coach Terry Neelon repeated to no end when his wife wasn’t looking, “When the ladies don’t bite, bite them first, Jeff.”

Sheer genius, right? Even so, the old man was right in a good old fashioned way. He was good humored. This amazing series of singles events in Dallas here might’ve blown his noggin’.